My 1975 era condo had two nasty faucet valves that begun to leak heavily after seeping for proabably the past 15 years of their duty cycle. Along with planting tomatoes along the back of the house (the only sun we have) I decided to also make this past weekend the “repair guy” and replace these faucets.
So I went to Lowes and bought a complete set of new fixtures; stainless steel big lever valves with the new “California” flow control (aka like an inflamed prostate) and all the steel braided compression fittings, new under sink valves, etc. I had a wrench or two and a bucket and towels and figured I’d be done in a few hours.
Well, I started with removing the leaky faucets…or trying to since the Bob Vila site said I’d have some nuts to unscrew and then I’d be able to remove them. Unfortunately, I needed a “basin wrench” which costs another $19 at Ace, so I ran over there two minutes before they closed and picked on up (under pressure, I was warned they were closing any second.)
Now, armed with a new tool I set about the task of unscrewing the fixtures only to find that they were completely immovable. No amount of twisting would undo the years of melted rust that formed the plug atop my sink.
I called my buddy over who brought his big pliers and some WD 40; I held on to the bottom part under the sink while he twisted on the top…no good. Eventually he chipped away at the rusting nut until it broke through. The other one didn’t appear nearly as rusty so it took another 30 minutes of chipping and bending before I could pull the rusted ring free and at last, I was able to remove the cold water valve.
The other stuff removed easily enough, and I now set about to read the instructions. Oh boy…pretty sparse on the instructions here. There was an “exploded view” which was exactly what I wanted to do, explode. I eventually wrangled the right parts in what I thought were the right order, and turned on the water to test it. Immediately a fast dribble came from the faucet line that came from the cold water valve. I tightened and tightened some more. Turned on the water, more leaking than ever! I put some teflon tape; no good. Keep in mind I am stuffed under the sink on my back with my arms up in the air, with the smallest wrench I had wedged between the basin and the wall trying to do all this.
Well crap, it still leaks after 6 hours of work. I gave up for the day and put a bowl underneath.
Next day after 10 hours of work at my day job, I went back to my moonlighting as a plumber savant and purchased a new line thinking that was a problem, another trip to Ace. Got back, removed the leaking line and put on the new one….voila!! Leaking now like a full mammary shooting a stream off to the side. I removed the fitting that attached the hoses to the faucet and took that to Lowes, suspecting that there was a microscopic crack in the fitting. They swapped the part no problem (god help the person that gets THAT open box) and I went home to replace the part.
Sure enough, things went fine and I am now leakproof. But all in all, I just proved one thing: Just because I’m capable doesn’t mean I should deal with it. Two days of crap is worth $200…..